I was thinking of so much about this situation that
ultimately my keyboard just helped me to tell you all the infamous story of
Jayant and his buying habit.
To start with, He is a typical Indian consumer whom you will
find in every street and corner, that is most simple line in which I can define
him as a consumer. In last two year I have done enough shopping with him to
know what type of consumer he is. His fashion statement was redefined by his
one of Ex- roommate i.e. Mr. Aman Kapoor. He was the one who told him that
brand matters, so after that day he decided that he will only wear branded
cloths. Even his socks are branded (Addidas) but don’t dare to see them.If you
are thinking why? I think you will only know once you will smell it and after
that I can surely bet you will never ever try to smell even the washed socks of
our thapa bhai. It sucks man, and an advice from Khare Sahab,”Please, get some
new pair of socks bro”.
Let’s get some more insight about our Thapa Bhai Exclusive
Brands.His cap(Addidas), his shoes (Nike) and the even he has a woodland brand (I
don’t know what to call it). Believe me this guy is really cool in term of
cloths. I think last time he purchased was some trouser form PROVOGUE (ye aaram
ka mamla hai) I know it is misfit but it fit on out Thapa bhai.
But he has a weakness as well, his phone. I really don’t
know why he has kept that garbage phone for so long. I still remember one time
I was scared to listen that ringtone in it (close to heart attack situation was
that) so after that he deiced that his phone will always be on SILENT. But
phone he will not change reason he has some fond memory with this phone. I know
he will kill me after reading this but who care. The secrete is his ex-GF
messages are stills on the phone and he just read all those message each day
before he finally fall to sleep ( as told by my reliable agent Raj and Khare
Shahab).I nearly cried after hearing such a emotional story of love. So next
time your phone is not picked just remembers his phone is always on SILENT.
And who can forget his love for food. If you ever think of
organize a party and Jayant is also invited be assured that he will order only
one thing. The food that has the most cost in front of it written in menu, the
last time Jayant did this was in college in some party. It turn out to be
disaster for him because he was also not sure what he was easting (might be
some ulta puta dish form some other country) but he finished it and in the
evening Jayant was missing from room, Vikas told me he is in bathroom from
evening and believe me I was laughing like mad man. For next 2 days he just
avoided all the food to but later in evening he came up with better solution,
that he will start exercising form the next day. For those who think he start
hitting the ground running forget it, he slept next day more than any other day
in year just because of mental pressure of exercising.
But still Jayant the consumer remain the same. Oh, have I told you about story of his latest laptop. Maybe next time but indeed the most interesting one is still up in my sleeves. I hope people will now recognize him as HEERA because BRAND matters for jayant
