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Saturday, June 2, 2012

Love ka the end..




Excerpts from a famous granth "Pyar ka punchnama" which tells us that all girls are mental and they don't care for  what they are saying...


Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai
"Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koi problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki
sabse badi problem hai


And bull shit she is worried yaar, Usse to celebrate karna chahiye tha She is in this exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon


Trust me yaar 6 mahino me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine
Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship? Kahin ki khushiya?
Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday, uske kutte ka birthday, Uska new year to kabhi tumhara
bhi new year tha


In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth 
Tu batman wali ki dekh le, Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi "tum toh 
kuch karte nahi ho, nakara ho, napunshak ho main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
Us din boli "Tum toh batman ban gaye", Mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu


Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai, Bloody bollywood romantic masaala


Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam, Iske baad ka story koi nahi batata
Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon, Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti, inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye
Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye 


Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki table lena hai table lena hai
5 ghante mall me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge table lena hai table lena hai...


Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Phone aa jayega, Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan
Thik se to kar paoonga nahi, Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai. Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala..!! Trust me I say patta hai saala patta.. ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aur phone karo aur phone karo..!! Aare  call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko fir iska jawab unhe bhi do


Tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko, You have lost interest in me Tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya..??
Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???
Jaa ke bharti mittal se puch na, Tujhe main bata raha hoon..!! Uss ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...seriously Main shart laga sakta hoon...


Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo India nahi jaa raha tha.!! Galti se  pahoonch gaya?
Usko to pata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jana chahta tha
Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon, Nah to das sawaal poochti


Kahaan jaa rahe ho, Kyon jaa rahe ho,Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? 
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho
Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya


Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Sms aajayega, I love you..!! Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too


Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein..?? Do sms ka reply mat karna


Turant Phone aa jayega, Phone mat uthaa. To dus min me message aa chuka hoga


I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to, I don't think its working anymore
And this is when they are not even down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain
Aur yeh..!! Gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai??? Because they don't have a woman to  screw their happiness na


Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman True..!! But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man,
also there is a woman
Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me


Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga, To khaana nahi  khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi
Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo..!! Kya karoon naukri chod doon?


Saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao, Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai


Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya


Gadi gadi


kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa




You can also watch full movie, to increase your IQ level..